prom

prom
1. (prom) (1851↑, 204↓)
To the students: an excuse for horny young teenagers to get together for a night of drinking, fornication and promiscuity, how romantic\! To business: a corporate-controlled/ promoted high school "institution" that makes the dress shops, hairdressers, flowershops, limo companies, suit rental places, etc more wealthy. To the students who don't get to go: a lifelong regret, an occasion that fat chicks can not get a date for.Makes more people unhappy than any one other thing in highschool...

I borrowed Dad's car, then spent $400 on renting a suit, buying flowers, tickets to the prom, some liquor and a locket on a chain for her. Oh, and condoms. She bought a dress, got her hair and 20 nails done, bought shoes,tear-off underwear,a purse, and got a horrendous period an hour before midnight. So she gave me a blowjob just like any other date, and she's still a virgin.

2. (prom) (1723↑, 236↓)
a place where everyone but me gets some

everybody got fucked at the prom

3. (Prom) (981↑, 122↓)
syn. "prom night" 1. parental-advised prostitution 2. one of America's shining examples of the double-standard, where teenage boys and girls are expected to be wholesome and whores/players at the same time.

"Oh my gawd, our Shoshana looks so buh-yootie-full. And Tyrone is so taw-ull, dock and handsuhm." (translation = if Shoshana doesn't come home wearing Tyrone's DNA as eye-liner, she'll actually have to work for a living or Tyrone must be gay.)

Author: Professor X http://prom.urbanup.com/116148
4. (Prom) (858↑, 264↓)
Another place for losers to listen to repetitious music, while the nice, sensative guys that girls claim to want sit at home in the dark, silently weeping. "Bitter, Me?"

I am not at all bitter about not ever going to prom.

5. (prom) (582↑, 98↓)
The night in high school involving the loss of a lot of money and a lot of virginity. Underclass prom ho's agree to go with social pariahs just to get there, and in the end, it's just another awful high school dance. Prom also usually results in an epidemic of eating disorders among girls. Low-level, parent-approved prostitution: the girls get dressed up, the guys pay for everything, they get them off. Popular post-prom destinations include the shore or cheap hotel rooms.

I'm a total loser, but I can get the hottest freshman to go to prom with me\!

6. (prom) (448↑, 56↓)
[Legalized prostitution] taken to the extreme. You take a girl out for the most expensive date she will ever see and bank on the off chance you'll get some.

FACT: The average prom costs $800 for a couple to attend. PROBABILITY: It will end poorly. I know lots of cool college guys and they all wish they never went to thier prom.

Author: PeaTearGriffin http://prom.urbanup.com/1251653
7. (Prom) (342↑, 64↓)
An excuse for horny young teenagers to get together for a night of fornication and promiscuity, ah the promise of a one night stand in a hotel room with your chem lab partner ??.. how romantic\!

"Hey how you doin' *wink* Wanna go to Prom?"

Author: Cherish and Lydia http://prom.urbanup.com/135143
8. (Prom) (264↑, 45↓)
An event that stupid people think is the "pinnacle of you high school career". Really it's just a way for guys to pay $300 and girls $150 to [bone] each other. You prance around like an idiot to crappy rap music. Some people feel like they missed out on something important because they skipped prom. Those people are retards.

Douche Bag:"Dude, you goin to Prom next Saturday" Pro:"Fuck no shits a waste of money" Douche Bag:"ha you just couldn't get a date" Pro:"Well I'll be fucking your mom on saturday does that count as a date?"

9. (prom) (307↑, 100↓)
where the food is nasty and the dj plays the hokie-pokie song.

this prom is wack as hell.

10. (prom) (232↑, 52↓)
Shortened form of promenade. Defined fully in the previous 10 some entries.

Hey Billy-Sue, would you be so kind as to be my date to the prom? I promise I'll take a shower if you do.

11. (PROM) (200↑, 32↓)
Prom is an expensive dance, both money and dignity wise, that juniors and seniors are invited to in high school.Younger classmates can only go if they go with an upper classmate. Which means, if you're a younger girl... you can usually find someone, someone whom you don't like even, to take you. If you're a younger guy... you'll lay at home on your bed on the brink of tears repeatedly playing Pearl Jam's song,"Black" while being bombarded by mental movies of your friends and especially your crush or some older girl who's caught your eye having the time of their lives' laughing and dancing with someone who isn't you. Eventually, you'll fall asleep yanking it to one of the old copies of "Playboy" you keep hidden under your mattress for desperate times like these. Not too worry, eventually your time comes and now it's your turn to attend the event rivaled only by the Second Coming of Christ. Except now, all the hot girls are gone, probably getting their brains fucked out or puking on college campuses you tell yourself, and you are only left with the boring and uninteresting girls you grew up with. Nothing gives young men a hard on faster than remembering what Gina or Tammy looked like 4 years ago with mosquito bites for tits, braces, zits, and a mustache. If you're in a deep committed relationship, 4 in 265 high school students are according to a recent poll, you'll get tickets for the big event and have a wonderful night and it'll be a great photo op for you and your girl's parents. Make sure to get the 12 wallet sized pics deal when they take your photo at the prom, too\! You are probably going to get layed pretty well for all your effort, time, and energy. If you aren't in a committed relationship, you can A) Find a friend who is also sexually neutral to the opposite sex like you are to attend prom with, B) Call your grandmother to see if she's doing anything that night C)Go by yourself and look like a big penis as you try to grin and give thumbs up to other guys, who actually had the balls to land a girl, while they're slow dancing D) Spend the night repeating what you did when you weren't in the right grade to attend prom except this time you'll listen to the rest of Pearl Jam's "Ten" Cd. Most of the male students course of action will be D). For female students who didn't go, they'll just cry and go to bed. The night will end for a heroic few in hotel room beds, others will wave good-bye to their the limo driver in their rented corny ass attempt to look like James Bond suits a.k.a. tuxedos, along with the money they pissed away on a coursage, food that couldn't compete with stuff found in a McDonald's dumpster, and their manhood. They are now complete chodes for buying into women's sick delusional fantasies brought to life, which came about the first time a girl put a Barbie and a Ken doll together. But at least they have their memories that will last two weeks. Others, the ones with brains, like me, will be smart enough to avoid the whole fiasco all together and will go to work or do what they normally do when they aren't in school. That small group with their vision toward the future and what it'll bring, and their heads out of their asses, will graduate and be successful in real life. I was told by fat ass old ladies resembling trolls at the job I had in high school that I'd regret not going to my prom when I got older. Yeah, go smoke more crack and keep listening to Oprah. Save yourself, go to a wedding reception with your boyfriend or girlfriend and get the same experience without the pressure of having to dress up like a tool, and having your date stolen... and you’ll probably get layed this time. Plus, you can actually drink.

Save yourself from prom, go to a wedding reception and have the same experience.

Author: The trophyone http://prom.urbanup.com/3326868
12. (prom) (243↑, 75↓)
A "ball" or "dance" that is formal and most commonly held during the junior and senior years of high school. A popular and anticipated event to the lives of many students, where tradition goes a date is taken, dresses are bought and tuxedoes and limos are usually rented, complete with expensive preparation that include trips to salons, boutiques, hotels, etc. A pre-photo shoot and dinner are common amongst large parties or regular dates. Held usually in a school gymnasium, or if the student government has some money, a hotel, country club, or even a boat. Hip-hop or mainstream music is usually played, complete with dancing or socializing in a decorated or themed setting. A prom king or queen that have been elected days before the prom are crowned. Proms usually end with an after party or dinner.

Student \#1: Hey tell me about the prom coming up\! Student \#2: Well, my date is Michael, and we're matching with the colors red and white. We're gonna have dinner with my friends at Olive Garden. The prom theme is something tropical. The court nominees are Ashley, Shannon, Michelle, Adrian, Jordan, and Jacob. I'm gonna vote for Ashley and Jake. Afterward, I'm heading to Ashley's party. I'm so excited\!

13. (prom) (209↑, 53↓)
The day my girlfriend dumped me in the morning, and that night I got drunk and maybe got chlamydia from a swim-team whore. The sad part is, this happens to many of us.

"Damn, prom was fun. I sure hope nobody finds out about who I fucked, though."

Author: King of Spades http://prom.urbanup.com/1188377
14. (Prom) (183↑, 34↓)
A an event that is bascially a cheap High School Dance dressed up to look expensive. I tis the last night the cool kids can be cool together before something called "Real Life" takes over.

"I heard Prom sucked, Im glad I didn't go."

15. (Prom) (151↑, 28↓)
Another name for prostitution...

I certainly spent $600 for those flower and the limo, but I finally got laid with cindy

16. (Prom) (171↑, 63↓)
A night that is liberal, sexy, horny, and a good way to get laid legally, which I couldn't get a girl to go with me so I really didn't experience it.

Hmm well I couldn't get a girlfriend to go to the prom with so my hand will work just as fine plus its a lot cheaper too ^_^

Author: The Dalai Llama http://prom.urbanup.com/250473
17. (prom) (127↑, 21↓)
Something Your future employers are not going to ask you about or care about.

Human Resources Person: "So, what sort of experience do have for this job?" Trendoid Preppyuppie Throwback: "Well, I went to my senior prom in a stretch limo that cost my father...." Human Resources Person: "Uh, that's not what I asked you. Do you or do you not have experience? Hmmmm?" Trendoid Preppyuppie Throwback: "Well, uh....my father's rich and I dated a cheerleader and....did I mention I went to the prom?" Human Resources Person: "NEXT\!\!"

Author: Carl J. Maltese http://prom.urbanup.com/2411667
18. (prom) (124↑, 19↓)
1) Prom in the USA is a big event at the end of the last year at school. The general idea for most students is to get as drunk as possible and lose your virginity, possibly, but not necessarily, to the person who is your date. Anyone who is going to be able to handle the real world will either hate the prom or just won't go. 2) In the UK prom is a similar event, but much lower-scale; ie. held in the school or a nasty village hall in the middle of nowhere. The basic principle is the same: terrible music, a shoddy yearbook, cool kids being even more horrible and shallow than usual and humiliation for the lame kids. if you have any intentions of losing your virginity after the UK prom, you are very much mistaken. The likelyhood is that you either go with a friend of the opposite sex because neither of you could get a real date, or you get a real date who ends up leaving with your slutty friend. The food gives you diarrhea, or you puke from too much cheap alcohol, or (if you are a girl) you will get your period and everyone will see. The night ends with an after party usually, where somebody's house gets trashed- if anyone is going to lose their virginity at all, it'll happen here. Classy.

1) OMG, I like sooo can't wait until prom night\! 2)Cool kid: Urgh, do you seriously think he's gonna want to go to prom with you? Lame kid: No. Hence me not going, seeing as you're just going to have sex with him to spite me anyway.

19. (Prom) (115↑, 30↓)
A corperate controlled and promoted high school "institution." The corperations really benifit from the money you spend on the prom, not you school. Save your money, and your life, and stay home that night.
20. (prom) (97↑, 16↓)
A last day of school, when kids get together in a crappy decorated place with a realy cheap dj and questionable food, so u get drunk, cheat on your girlfriend with some whore, get a package of stds, ur girlfriend finds it out, dumps you, while the school principal now can afford college for his four children and for the rest of the $ he flies of to Amsterdam, laughing at you. Alternatives: 1.Go clubbing for much less. 2. If in canada, go to Montreal, every1 gets some there 3.Go to Amsterdam for the same $.

What can you expect from a party organized by catholic shcool, a prom?

21. (Prom) (103↑, 28↓)
1) A high school activity that involves copious amounts of alchohol, hotel rooms and the mass loss of virginity.

"I went to the Prom with your mom bitch\!\!"

22. (Prom) (108↑, 37↓)
A complete waste of time. I seriously wonder why they organize Dances at a [School]. They expect you to have fun, but what's the catch?

Jeremy: Hey Vincet, I'm going to the Prom with Linda. Want to tag along? Vincent: Sorry, Jeremy, but I'm not interested in a school dance where they hire crappy DJs and make crappy cardboard cutouts for decorations.

Author: Zerg Rushin' Fun http://prom.urbanup.com/847682
23. (prom) (71↑, 10↓)
the main cause of a high teen pregnancy rate in the United States

"Dude, I totally did that girl at prom\!" "She looks pregnant" (silence)

24. (prom) (60↑, 8↓)
A high school dance which is often viewed as a defining moment in people's lives. Unfortunately for the prom king and queen, the actual defining moment is usually the reverse of what really happens.

At my high school, the captain of the football team and the head cheerleader were prom king and queen. Ten years later, the prom queen now weighs 300 pounds, has ten kids and is on welfare, the prom king is a delivery driver for Home Depot, and the guy he used to stuff in the locker, who didn't even go to prom, made a million bucks off some MMORPG he concocted right out of high school, lives in Beverly Hills and is banging a starlet.

Author: Doki Doki Attack\! http://prom.urbanup.com/4307917
25. (prom) (45↑, 6↓)
A very overrated school function that is basically a money maker for the school. Usually the ones that go to prom are 1. Steady couples 2. The popular girls dating the popular guys 3. Horny creepy looking guys looking to get laid 4. A few, not too many, random couples that just want to go 5. A few people that just can't get a date but still go just to "say you been there." Usually are a little chubby, gay, or socially inept. When you get there, you eat food in the weirdest combinations like lasagna and mashed potatoes and dance to stuff that you hear on Top 40 at Wal Mart or something off the local urban station.

Prom is overated; I rather spend my money on something more important, my college education.

26. (Prom) (43↑, 7↓)
where babies come from.

Tom and his girlfriend were feelin a little frisky after prom... nine months later his girlfriend gave birth to a beautiful baby girl

27. (Prom) (44↑, 8↓)
A formal dance in highschool where guys spend a lot of money and take a girl somewhere nice to eat and have to come up with a creative way to ask a girl out. For example: over urban dictionary.

Caleb: Man I wish I could think of a way to ask Lesli to prom Lesli, will you be my date for prom 2010?

28. (prom) (55↑, 31↓)
Porn involving dyslexia.

Dyslexio: How was your prom last night? Dyslexia: The lighting sucked, but then again, so did I. Dyslexio: You're so dirty.

29. (prom) (41↑, 23↓)
Also See [The Ball].

The Prom sounds very Similar to [The Ball]

30. (Prom) (20↑, 3↓)
For many high school male nice guys, the only prom they will be attending will be in their head.

1. I got rejected to prom so I imagined going. I had the time of my life. (Damn, iIm sad) 2. She went with somebody less nice but more attractive that's alright I had a dream about going with her and had the time of my pathetic life. 3. I got rejected to prom so, I brought the Prom to me. In my room, the music was loud, the food was Pizza Pockets and my date was a bottle of booze. I sure had fun. (Damn)

31. (prom) (20↑, 4↓)
(noun) formal dance, usually in the springtime. for high school juniors and seniors, and the occasional underclassman who gets asked by a desperate upperclassman. slightly overrated. some may experience a 'creative' way of being asked to the dance.

'creative' way of asking: someone painting 'PROM?' on the hood of your brand new car with paint that actually doesn't wash off. you deny him, but take the homemade cookies he made for you, because shit, your car is fucked.

32. (Prom) (11↑, 1↓)
1)high school sponsored prostitution 2) a large gathering of horny immature high school kids dancing to lame ass music, with absolutely no access to vodka or rum 3) the "best night" of a middle-aged person's life

lame high school boy "for as much money as i've spent on this girl she better put out, or it's the end or our relationship" 30 years later lame high school boy to son "Son, this will be the best night of your life. It sure was mine, your mom doesn't put out nearly as well as that whats-her-name i fucked after my prom"

33. (prom) (12↑, 3↓)
Promenade of promiscuity

Ah, the prom. Oh, the pageantry. Oh, the debauchery\!

34. (Prom) (6↑, 0↓)
A formal dance. A girls dream. Best dance of the year.

Jacey will you go to prom with me? :)

Author: jakecampbell http://prom.urbanup.com/6354054
35. (Prom) (4↑, 1↓)
An annual demonic festival of hormonally-repressed acne-faced youth who nefariously gather to revel in a night of fiendish debauchery in order to expend their youthful vigor in devilish, evil practices that irreversibly corrupt the faith of our community and decay the very moral fiber of our society.

Prom sucks.

Author: semi-professional troll http://prom.urbanup.com/6101547
36. (prom) (10↑, 7↓)
Also known as p.r.o.m. or pussy right on midnight. The event in which many fornicate with one another.

Are you going to prom? Hell yeah\! I love to fornicate

Author: louisianimal http://prom.urbanup.com/4905413
37. (Prom) (2↑, 0↓)
A place where nice dudes spend a lot of time and money to get their heart ripped out. Where all the tools get laid by their whore girlfriends.

Prom messed me up, man. Spent 400 dollars and am STILL a virgin. Those douchey tools are totes gonna get laid after prom... or, perhaps on the dance floor.

38. (prom) (1↑, 0↓)
Waste. Of. Money.

You have to pay obscene amounts of money for a god damn dance. Prom means you have to buy a Dress/Tux, Ticket, Limo, hotel, dinner, etc.

39. (Prom) (0↑, 0↓)
A formal dance. Best dance of the year. A girls dream.

Jacey will you go to Prom with me? :)

Author: jakecampbell http://prom.urbanup.com/6379017
40. (prom) (10↑, 26↓)
promise in short.

i won't hurt your feelings, prom.

Author: paul henry james papapietro jr http://prom.urbanup.com/4018465
41. (Prom) (16↑, 147↓)
to dress to kill and live like a killer.

i prom myself for the night of your life.

Author: nobody you know http://prom.urbanup.com/511975
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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